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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via forever)
i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months
(Source: frankhub, via starzinmybeard)
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
(via grapefruit-lagoon)
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me:
- employee:
- me: faints
(via r--osewood)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via r--osewood)
(Source: vicsecretmodels, via origami-dolls)
(via vodkacupcakes)
- friend: how far have you gone with a boy
- me: in miles or kilometers
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